Oh boy, trying to land a good job is like playing the lottery with a broken machine! You’d have better luck catching a unicorn in a snowstorm or finding a pot of gold at the bottom of a puddle.
I’m not saying it’s impossible, but let’s just say that the chances of you scoring a top-notch gig are roughly equivalent to a cat walking on a tightrope while juggling flaming torches.
But hey, who knows? Maybe you’re that one-in-a-million candidate who’ll beat the odds and land that dream job. Just remember to bring your lucky socks, a four-leaf clover, and a rabbit’s foot. Oh, and don’t forget to pray to the job gods for a little extra help!